On Padme's frankly bullshit death in Star Wars: Episode III, which the minions just watched:

Little Sister: Well, if Boyfriend turned evil and went to the Dark Side, I would be really upset and need some really good therapy, but it wouldn't occur to me to just die.

Boyfriend: I have a secret.

Little Sister: It's not like alcohol is a problem. Free alcohol is.

(Don't worry, brainmuffin, you're rocking first place in my roster of Funniest Drunken Stories, but watch out--Li'l Sister is catching up.)

"Hey, do you have a LiveJournal?" I asked Little Sister.

"No," she replied vehemently. "Why do you ask? Do I seem like someone who would have a LiveJournal?"

"Sure. Anyways, just...er...curious."

"LiveJournals are for emos," she said with finality.

But, despite Little Sister's biting cultural insights, here I am, at last giving in to the pull of LJ ( Read more... )